The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears who are on drugs.” The bear says “I’m not on drugs.” The bartender says, “Yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate.”Ī guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. ![]() He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender again tells him “We don’t serve beer to bears.” The bear, very angry now, says “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.” The bartender, once again says “Sorry, but we don’t serve beer to bears.” The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. The bartender approaches and says “We don’t serve beer to bears.” The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”Ī bear walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. The bartender, quite surprised to see a unicorn in the bar says, “That will be $7.50 and by the way, we’ve never seen a unicorn in here.” The unicorn replies, “At $7.50 a beer, I can understand why.”Ī grasshopper hops into a bar. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.Ī unicorn walks into a bar and asks for a beer. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. Insulted, the calf says, “FINE, I’ll drink in some udder place.”Ī crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. ![]() The bartender refuses to serve him because he was underage. ![]() “Anything but a Canadian Club,” replies the baby seal.Ī dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”Ī duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says to the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”Ī baby calf walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” asks the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”Ī baby seal walks into a bar. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH.” The bartender serves him and says, “What’s with your voice?” The pony says, “Nothing, I’m just a little hoarse.”Ī goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. He goes up to the bar and says to the bartender, “I’m looking for the man who shot my Paw.”Ī pony walks into a bar and coughs, “Hey, COUGH. A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, and a black gun belt with a pair of black colt 45’s, and a black bandage around his sore foot. With that, the dog yelped out of the bar and down the street. A man at the bar said, “I don’t want to drink at the same bar as a dog.” The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot. The bartender replied, “I’m not sure, what does he look like?”Ī dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you.” The snake asks, “Why not?” The bartender answers, “Because you can’t hold your liquor.”Ī giraffe walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe asked, “Do I have a choice?”Ī penguin walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he’d seen his brother. After he drinks them all, the bartender says, “Don’t you need to know where the bathroom is?” The pig says, “No, I go wee wee wee all the way home.”Ī snake slithers into a bar. He walked up to the bartender and said, “I’ll have a beer …………………… and some peanuts.” The bartender answered, “Sure, but why the big pause?”Ī pig walks into a bar and orders ten drinks. So without further ado here is my collection of Walked into a Bar jokes written by everyone, but me…Ī horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, “Why the long face?”Ī bear walked into a bar.
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